Yes...ok...of course you could also prefer to believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie that is his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically admit that he's your master in order for him to remove an evil force from your soul; a force that is inherent in humanity since a woman made out of a man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...it's up to you.
March 26th, 1830 ¦¦ Joseph Smith (founder of the Mormon Church) publishes The Book of Mormon, after translating it from golden plates turned over by the angel Moroni. Smith maintained that the text contained in the tablets were written in Reformed Egyptian which he read by means of two magic stones made famous in the Old Testament...
Yes...ok...of course you could also prefer to believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie that is his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically admit that he's your master in order for him to remove an evil force from your soul; a force that is inherent in humanity since a woman made out of a man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...it's up to you.
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